You will never be able to please everybody, especially not yourself. So don't listen to anyone, and don't listen to yourself, because you will bring yourself down more than anyone. Just be you. Be you, and hold on to it.
Hi.
I'm Princess Ariel.
People tell me I'm an eloquent speaker, but I prefer the term rhythmically onomatopoetical. I like Klaine, Sherlock, and Jonathan Safran Foer novels.
Anyway.
You can call me Kaleigh.
On the real though I actually am Princess Ariel.
Hey y’all! I hit 5k followers so I’m doing a giveawaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
WHAT DO YOU FUCKING WIN???
Well, dear reader SIT THE FUCK DOWN AND PEEP THIS SHIT
- ORIGINAL ART jacked right from my sketchbooks!!! I will try to make it mostly Glee-related if you so choose but it will also include some of my RANDOM SHIT DRAWINGS YEAH
- STICKERS!! So many FUCKING STICKERS you don’t even know
- GOODIES that’s right RANDOM GOODIES that I find in my room or at a sketchy Brooklyn dollar store/thrift store!!! This could mean CREEPY TOYS, or a BIZARRE T-SHIRT, or I DON’T KNOW LIKE A BUTT DIDDLER OR SOMETHING WHATEVER I FIND IT’S A SURPRISE
- An original DUMB GLEE COMIC that HAS YOU IN IT!!!!!!! That I will draw ESPECIALLY FOR YOU yeah THAT’S RIGHT YOU GET TO BE IN A COMIC you can request what it’ll be about but chances are I’LL JUST DRAW A COMIC ABOUT DICKS or BUTTS
- CANDY!!!! DICK YEAH!!!!!
Hold up there dickfart THERE ARE RULES!!!!!
- This is a giveaway for my awesome followers so if your ass ain’t followin’ me YOU AIN’T GETTING SHIT HOMIE (and if you follow me just for the giveaway I WILL SIDE-EYE THE SHIT OUT OF YOU)
- You can reglob as MANY TIMES AS YOUR BUTTHOLE DESIRES because YOU CAN’T CAGE THE WIND but like don’t go crazy because I will SIDE-EYE THE SHIT OUT OF YOU and you will also probably piss everyone who follows you off
- Likes count because I can’t be dicked to sort through that ish
- There will be THREE WHOLE WINNERS WOW WOAH that I will choose randomly using a number generator or throwing a dart at the list of names or something IDK
- The lucky ducky winners will be chosen on SATURDAY, JUNE 9TH!!!! YEAYEYAYEYAYEYEYAFUCK
Okay uh I think that’s it I love you all GOOD LUCK I LOVE YOU ALL AHHHHHHHHH
“Turn around, before I change my mind.”
HOW ABOUT AN UPDATE, BEFORE I LOSE MY FUCKING MIND
Kurt Hummel + brooches
